Red Jello

At the same time of the pink shirt incident someone convinced me I had to have fruit cocktail and cool whip in and on my red jello. When you determine the wonderfulness of red jello why does anything need to be put on it or added to it? Why do they even make any other flavors? I will be sticking to plain red jello. You all need to try it; it is good! Maybe I should have listened to Gary, Connie and Rick all these years.